Zoey Oerkelljunga Brothel ❤️

About Uppsala

Lemme drop a lil’ fact—did ya know brothels been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means “wolf den.” Howlin’ good time, huh? Prolly stank worse than a dumpster tho. Fast forward, and you got places like Amsterdam’s Red Light District—neon glow, girls in windows, tourists gawkin’ like it’s a zoo. Surprised me how chill it was—cops just strollin’ by, sippin’ coffee. Ain’t no shame there, just business.

Relationer

She lay on her back fastened by leather straps to a narrow bed with a steel frame. The harness was tight across her rib cage. Her hands were manacled.

So, I’m walking down Östra Storgatan, feeling all sticky and annoyed. I’m supposed to meet this band at the park by the lake. They’re called “The OErkelljunga Vibes” or something. I mean, come on, how cheesy can you get? But whatever, I’m here for the promo.

Victoria Silvstedt’s Plea for the AstraZeneca Beagles