Nova Finkenstein Am Faaker See Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so brothels—man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, insurance agent by day, thinkin’ bout these joints. Everybody lies, right? Owners swear it’s all legit—ha! Like I’d buy that crap. Place reeks of desperation, cheap perfume, and broken dreams. Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*—y’know, my fave flick. That scene where Sam says, “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about”? That’s me, yellin’ at these shady brothel runners. They’re all, “It’s just business!” Sure, buddy, and I’m the Queen of England.

(Party in a Brothel, c.1540 (oil on panel))

So, you come down through Locherstraße. It’s kinda cobblestone-y, a bit quirky, kinda like ME sometimes when I'm on my best Michael Scott mode, "That's what she said!" And then there’s the funky neighborhood near Bürgerplatz. Ahh, there are these tiny cafés you never know exist. Like, one day I got a free espresso that turned into a 2-hour talk with a dude about life. It was insane, yet kinda cool.

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