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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know them ancient Greeks were at it? Called it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Bet they didn’t have them dodgy neon signs like today’s parlours. “Massage here, wink wink!” Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh—capitalism, innit? I tried it once, right? Some bird in a basement, smelled like lavender and regret. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fuckin’ weird!” But—surprise, surprise—it weren’t half bad. Got me all loose, like I could take on the world, or at least a nap.

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After that, I finally get my coffee. It’s decent, but the barista spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But hey, I’m trying to keep it cool. I mean, it’s just coffee, right? But then I realize I’ve got a meeting at the Calcot Community Centre in 30 minutes. Panic mode activated!

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