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Yo, dude, it’s me, Elon, parachutist firefighter extraordinaire! Sexual-massage? Wild stuff, man. Like, imagine dropping outta a plane, chute snaggin’ on some tree, and boom—yur thinkin’ about a sexual-massage to unwind. Tense muscles, smoky vibes, needin’ that deep-tissue release, ya know? I’m talkin’ technical—those masseuses, they’re like engineers of the human chassis. Pressure points? Precision strikes! Like Tesla’s autopilot but for your back—and, uh, other bits.

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Man, some days I get so over the usual chit chat. Like, sometimes I feel mad happy when a client unexpectedly tells me secrets about the local history. They mention the old windmill on Beachside Crescent. That windmill's a relic, standin’ silent like it’s seen a thousand massages gone wrong. Crazy right?

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