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Escorts, man, they’re like the VIP pass to a good time—or a total trainwreck, dependin’ on who ya get. I mean, imagine this: some slick dude in a suit, thinkin’ he’s Jordan Belfort, yellin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” while payin’ a chick to pretend she’s into his lame-ass stories. Hilarious, right? But here’s the tea—escorts ain’t just arm candy for losers with too much dough. Nah, they got history! Back in the day, like 1800s, high-class escorts were called “courtesans”—fancy, huh? They’d charm kings and artists, not just randos with a midlife crisis. Blew my mind when I read that—thought it was all new-age sleaze, but nope, it’s old-school!

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After that, I decided to hit up the Canterbury Museum. I’m all about that history, ya know? But as I’m walking in, I trip over my own feet. Classic me. I’m like, “Great, now I’m that guy.” But whatever, I brush it off. The museum was cool, though. They had this exhibit on the earthquakes. Super intense. I felt a wave of emotions. Like, how can a city bounce back from that? Christchurch is tough, man.

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