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Little factoid for ya—ancient China had this gig, “tuina” they called it, but some sneaky emperors turned it naughty. Massages with “happy endings”? Been around forever, pal. History’s dirty like that. Kinda like how concierge Zero in the movie says, “Keep your hands off my lobby boy!”—except here, it’s “hands ON, please.” Wes Anderson’d probably film it with pastel oils and a quirky wink.

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And then, ohhh, just round the corner on Webergasse, near the ancient fountain (so underrated, so beautiful) where families gather, arguing over who spilled the salty tea. Ha! Even as a psychologist, I sometimes wonder if we're not all just puppets in a tragic play, yess, like “everything is falling apart, precious!” I mean, c’mon, who would have thunk it?

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