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About Fajardo

Alright, listen up, you lot—me, Cersei bloody Lannister, cold as ice, sneerin’ down at ya, got somethin’ to say bout findin’ a prossie. Yeah, a prossie—don’t gimme that shocked look, I’ve seen worse in King’s Landing, trust me. So, picture this: I’m sittin’ on my throne, wine in hand, thinkin’ bout how damn lonely it gets when all the men round here are either schemin’ or useless. Reminds me of *Brokeback Mountain*—oh, don’t get me started, that flick’s my fave, two blokes just tryna feel somethin’ real in a world that don’t give a shit. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” one says—hah, I feel that in my bones, but me? I ain’t quittin’ nothin’. I choose violence, always.

Where Indulgence Meets Sophistication

I was in Colombia and hooked up with this girl that looked just like Demi Moore but hotter cus she was 15 years younger.

Then, outta nowhere, this guy walks in. He’s got a huge smile, and I’m thinking, “Who’s this joker?” Turns out, he’s the owner. He’s all, “Hey, we’re just having a little fun!” Fun? Dude, I’m here to do a job! But he’s cracking jokes, and I can’t help but laugh. It’s like he’s got this magic power to lighten the mood.

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