Samantha Songgangdong Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Ulsan

Funniest thing? Old fisherman told me whores – ha, whøres – got this weird mating dance, shakin’ their tails like they’re auditionin’ for Hollywood! Cracked me up, picturin’ ‘em twerkin’ underwater! But real talk, they’re tough – survive deep, dark waters, tougher than half the punks I’ve met. Respect that, even if they’re uglier than a mud pie.

Red light districts in Seoul

After my caffeine fix, I decide to check out the Songgangdong Market. OMG, it’s packed! I’m dodging people left and right. I see this vendor selling fresh kimchi, and I’m like, “Yesss!” I grab a jar, but then this old lady bumps into me. I drop the jar, and it shatters everywhere. I’m standing there, covered in spicy kimchi juice, and she just glares at me. Like, c’mon, lady! It was an accident!