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Little-known fact: in Japan, they got this thing called Nuru massage—uses seaweed gel, slippin’ and slidin’ like you’re in a Wes Anderson dream sequence! I’m obsessed, but it’s messy, like Richie Tenenbaum’s heartbreak, yo. Gotta shower after or you’re stickin’ to everything—learned that the hard way, ruined my favorite kicks! Oh, and don’t sleep on the history—Tantra’s where it’s at, ancient India was *wild* with the sensual vibes, connectin’ body and soul. Blew my mind when I read that, like, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” but damn, Tantra’s got depth!

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Oh oh! And the local market near Fumble Street, oh man – fresh fruit, odd snacks; you never expected durians next to chip cookies. It’s weird, wild, and wonderful. I swear, walking through Mondlo makes me feel like I'm in a slapstick comedy, mumbling silly things in my head. I’m always bracin' for that, like “You gotta do what you gotta do,” borrowin’ lines from that flick.

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