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About Dubasari

Here’s a lil’ somethin’ folks don’t know – back in ‘92, this one hooker in Tulsa hid a freakin’ switchblade in her garter. Cop didn’t see it comin’, nearly lost a finger! True story, swear on my momma’s gravy. That’s the gig, y’all – ya gotta watch them hands, them eyes, every twitch. Like Bigelow showed us, “one second you’re good, next you’re gone!”

PROSTITUTION IN THE PHILIPPINES

So, I’m standing there, all grumpy, when I hear this loud honking. I look up, and it’s some dude in a beat-up car, yelling at a pigeon. A pigeon! Like, bro, chill. It’s just a bird. But then, the pigeon just struts away like it owns the place. Classic Ocnita moment, right?

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