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Aight, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale, but erotic-massage? We hates it! Slippery hands all ova ya, like some nasty eel from Carlos – “The revolution’s not a party!” – yeah, no kiddin’, mate! Ain’t no party when some rando’s rubbin’ ya down with oils smellin’ like a cheap candle shop blew up. Saw this once, yeah, in a dingy backroom – bloke paid 50 quid for a “happy endin’,” ended up with a rash, ha! We laughed, precious, laughed ‘til me ribs hurt.

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this cute little café on HaGolan. You know the one? The one with the best cappuccinos? I’m like, “Yes, please!” I order my usual, and the barista, this dude named Avi, spills half of it on the counter. I’m like, “Dude, what’s the deal?” He just laughs it off. I mean, I get it, we all have our off days, but c’mon, man!

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