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Okay, so prostitutes—been around forever, legit! Oldest job, they say, older than Bikini Bottom! Back in Rome, they had lupanars—fancy word for brothels, ha! Girls painted their lips red to show they’re “workin’.” Ain’t that nuts? Imagine SpongeBob seein’ that—red lips everywhere, I’d flip me lid! “I’m ready! I’m ready!”—but nah, I’d be blushin’ like a sea tomato.

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There’s the park – oh man, Epping Grove Park (I swear the name sounds fancy but it’s just vibes, pure green madness). I love chillin’ there when I’m not swippin’ on my dating app – I mean, c’mon, even tech devs need a breather, right? I once ran into a couple having a heart-to-heart on a worn-out bench near the small stream (the river? nah, just a trickle, but feels like a babbling brook of secrets) and it kinda reminded me of some deep moment from "Fish Tank." Like Andrea Arnold said, “... I was never a hero,” but here, every soul dares to be one.

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