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D’oh! Alright, erotic-massage, man! Picture this—me, Homer Simpson, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, it’s all about slippery hands and oil! Like, who knew this stuff’s been around forever? Ancient Greeks did it—called it “body rubbin’ for champs” or somethin’. Bet they didn’t have Tarantino flicks back then, tho! Speakin’ of, imagine Lt. Aldo Raine goin’, “We’re in the erotic-massage business now, boys!” Ha! That’d be wild.

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After coffee, I’m back in the workshop, and I’m feeling it. I’m carving the wood, and it’s like magic. But then, I hear this loud crash outside. I rush to the window, and there’s this guy on a bike, totally wiped out. I’m like, “Dude, are you okay?” He’s fine, just a little bruised ego. But it’s a reminder that life’s unpredictable, ya know?

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