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Alright, mate, buckle up—sex escort time! Me, Detective Elon, diggin’ into this gig. So, escorts—fancy term for paid company, right? Not just sex, tho—some dudes legit hire ‘em for arm candy at events. Wild, huh? Kinda like rentin’ a Tesla for a flex, but human. Been snoopin’ X posts—turns out, escortin’s been around forever. Like, ancient Rome had “lupae”—she-wolves, hookers howlin’ at the moon. True story, blew my mind!

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I always get fing mad when pretentious snobs try to kill the spirit here. Christianshavn isn’t some tourist checklist, motherfer. It's messy, it's raw, and it's beautiful in a way that leaves you breathless. Sometimes I wander to the hidden alleys near Andreas Bjørn Stræde and muse on life, love, and all those sexy secrets the f***ing cobbles hold.

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