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Hehe, alright, pal, strap in! Manic laughter echoes—me, The Joker, your wild mountain guide, talkin’ erotic-massage! Why so serious? Picture this: high peaks, sweaty climbs, then bam—some slick-handed magic! I’m cacklin’ already. Love me some “Inglourious Basterds”—Tarantino’s a nutcase, like me. Imagine Lt. Aldo Raine whisperin’, “We’re in the killin’ tension business,” while some babe’s kneadin’ your back—erotic as hell!

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The 90 minute massage is an ideal time to enjoy the relaxation sequence and to gradually build to an intense and erotic climax. As with the 60 minute massage I can tailor the experience to suit .

After that, I head to the fields. The grass is greener than my ex’s excuses. I’m out there, just me and my sheep, chillin’ by the river. It’s peaceful, ya know? But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud honking. I look up, and it’s a bunch of geese. Like, what are they doin’ here? They’re not even supposed to be in this part of Chutove!