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Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! I’m an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers like a boss, but lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute ‘round here. It’s like huntin’ for bin Laden in *Zero Dark Thirty*, ya know? “The greatest manhunt in history,” except it’s me, stalkin’ the streets, tryna figure out who’s legit and who’s gonna rob me blind. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’—I ain’t that dumb!

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Back at the office, the calls keep coming. One guy’s complaining about the traffic on the Northern Motorway. I mean, who isn’t? It’s like a parking lot out there! I’m just trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, it’s Albany, not a racetrack!”

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