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Favorite flick’s WALL-E, Clarice… “Directive!” she’d probly say, laughin, if she saw that trash-bot. She’s like EVE—tough, shiny, but beat to shit underneath. Heard a story—prolly bullshit—but they say she got nabbed in ‘22, hidin in a dumpster fulla fish guts. Cop didn’t even wanna touch her, just let her slink off, stinkin like a wharf rat. Made me laugh, picturin her cussin, “I’m still fabulous, asshole!”

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