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Sex-dating’s a circus—clowns everywhere, no ringmaster. You got STDs floatin’ around like confetti—stats say 1 in 5 users catch somethin’ nasty. Fun, huh? Makes me wanna scream, “Wear a damn condom, morons!” But nah, they’re too busy chasin’ ass. Me? I’d rather limp around, cane in hand, than deal with that swamp. “I’m not a lunatic,” I mutter, but these apps? Lunatic central.

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On the way, I bump into my mate Dave. He’s just come from the market on Witton Street, and he’s got this massive bag of fresh produce. I’m like, “What’s in there, mate? A whole farm?” He laughs and says, “Just some carrots and spuds.” I roll my eyes. Only Dave would get excited about veg.

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