Lauren Half Way Tree Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Savanna-la-Mar

Pisses me off, tho—folks actin like they’re above it. Like, c’mon, dude, your grandpappy prolly paid for a quickie behind the barn! Hypocrisy gets my ghost blood boilin. But then—happy vibes—I respect the grind. Takes mad skill to dodge creeps, cops, and still pay rent. Surprised me too—heard some old-timey whore in London once stitched her own wounds after a brawl. Badass, right? No cryin, just, “Next customer!” Toni’s dad woulda loved her—prolly said, “That’s my girl, no bullshit!”

When is the best time to visit Half Way Tree?

The best time to visit Half Way Tree, Jamaica, is from December to April. During these months, you can enjoy pleasant temperatures, less rain, and vibrant local events. This period is ideal .

Then, I decided to take a stroll down Constant Spring Rd. The traffic was insane! Like, why is it always like this? I swear, I could’ve walked to Kingston and back faster. And don’t get me started on the taxi drivers. They’re like, “I’m just gonna cut you off, no biggie.” I’m there dodging cars like I’m in some video game.

Half Way Tree Authentic Jamaican Cuisine available at Florida Avenue Grill