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But real talk, it’s tricky—boundaries, consent, gotta be crystal clear. One time, heard this shady parlor story—guy thought “massage” meant “happy ending,” got slapped silly. Laughed my ass off—dumbass deserved it! Me, I’m quirky, picturin Malick filmin this—slow-mo oil drips, whisperin, “What’s this for?” Prolly exaggerate how good it feels—like, I’m basically levitatin, call me Tina Fey, Goddess of Snark! “I can see Russia”—and Putin’s jealous of my glow!

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Turns out, some dude decided it was a good idea to climb a tree. A freakin’ tree! Like, bro, what are you doing? The fire brigade’s there, and they’re all looking up like it’s the latest episode of “Hajdudorog’s Got Talent.” I’m standing there, shaking my head, thinking, “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

Papal decision on Hajdudorog Metropolitan’s establishment announced at ceremony