Nova Chocznia Brothel ❤️❤️

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Little known fact—there’s this brothel in Nevada, legal as fuck, called the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. They got a damn menu, like McDonald’s—pick your girl, your time, motherfucker! Blew my mind—capitalism hittin the bedroom hard! I’m picturin that “Tropical Malady” jungle vibe, but with neon lights and fake moans—fuckin surreal.

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So, I’m a document specialist, right? Sounds fancy, but really, I just shuffle papers and make sure everything’s in order. But today? Today was chaos. I started my morning on ul. Krakowska, grabbing a coffee from my fave spot, Kawa i Czekolada. Best cappuccino in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ my drink, feeling all chill, when BOOM! A pigeon poops right on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m just tryna enjoy my coffee!

Edward Ciejek