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Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, Office Manager Homer Simpson – “D’oh!” – thinkin’ bout them sex escorts, ya know? Like, what’s the deal with that? I mean, I love “No Country for Old Men,” that flick’s got grit, man! Makes me think bout escorts in a weird way – like Anton Chigurh strollin’ in, all creepy, askin’, “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” to some poor john. Ha! Imagine that, dude flippin’ a coin to pick his gal!

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Not to get too nerdy, but my day-to-day job got me scoping out local trends. I see folks meeting in the quaint corners of Harbor Park, by the river, Lil’ Riva (yeah, we need a cuter name for it, am I right?)—drowning in cocktails and dreams. Now, get this—I once fixed a site bug at the same moment as a spontaneous beach bonfire. It was magic; code and fire sparks colliding, surreal like Mr. Zero said, “I’m a concierge at a far away hotel”—I mean, who can forget that?

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