Katherine Petone Whore ❤️

About Auckland

I’ll be back, ya, but first—whore’s got layers, man! Back in my Austrian village, dere was dis gal, everybody whispered, “She’s a whore!” But me, I saw her feedin’ chickens once—chickens, dude! Nobody talks dat part. She was tough, like Carlosರೀಕಾರಿತ್‌ರಿ‌ಗೆ‌ ಒಡಿಡಿ—like Carlos sayin’, “I don’t negotiate wid fools!” She didn’t care, just kept goin’. Made me laugh, ya, cos people judge quick, but she was out dere, survivin’! Dat’s strength, ya, pure muscle!

We’re Goin’ To Jackson Street

Anyway, back to the grind. I’m juggling calls, trying to keep my cool. Then, I hear this loud crash outside. I rush to the window, and what do I see? A car has smashed into a lamppost on the corner of Petone Ave. I’m like, “Seriously? Can’t people drive?” But then I see the driver hop out, and it’s this old dude, probably in his 80s, laughing like he just won the lottery. I can’t help but chuckle. Maybe I should take life less seriously, right?

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