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Alright, alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with it? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s all sensual and weird, right? I mean, I saw *Inherent Vice*, my fave, and Doc Sportello would totally dig this vibe—smoke a joint, get a sexual-massage, “Right on, man!” But me? I’m Larry freakin’ David—I’d be a mess! Imagine me, lyin’ there, some lady’s hands all oiled up, and I’m like, “Is this sanitary? Am I gonna catch somethin’?” Neurotic rants kickin’ in hard!

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But then, outta nowhere, I bumped into this old dude. He was chillin’ by the water, feeding ducks. He looked like he had stories for days. I asked him about the history of the place. Turns out, Hermansverk used to be a big deal for trade back in the day. Who knew? I was all ears, and it made me feel kinda happy.