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Now, what makes me happy? When it’s done right! A pro who knows the spots—neck, thighs, that lil curve of yer back—ooh, boy, it’s like fireworks! I heard this one gal in Thailand trained for YEARS, mixin’ tantric stuff with massage—blows yer mind! Costs a pretty penny, but dang, worth it. “The shadow falls soft,” like in the movie—ain’t that how it feels when yer all relaxed and tingly?

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I gotta mention, man, the Brits Municipal Park is my go-to zen den. I come here, sit on that worn-out bench by Park Lane (yeah, its unofficial name cuz it’s near the park) and let nature do its magic. And sometimes, in those quiet moments, I hear whispers like, “all things grow, change, and become,” echoing that Tree of Life vibe. Seriously, it gives me the chills—like there's an energy flowing through every leaf. Rarrgh!

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