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So, I tried it once—some dimly lit joint, candles flickerin’, smelled like lavender and secrets. This chick, right, she’s kneadn’ my back, fingers dancin’ like she’s tryna unlock somethin’. Made me think of Oh Dae-su, trapped, desperate, clawin’ at freedom—except I’m just layin’ there, half-naked, lovin’ it. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks, they were mad for this—called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down athletes, all oiled up, probs got a bit frisky too. History’s wild, innit?

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I keep my parlor a secret haven – a little quirky spot off Beachcomber Lane (yeah, we made that up, but it feels like it oughta be here, right?) where every massage’s a mini-adventure. I’ve seen tears, laughter, even bursts of uncontrollable giggles. Every knot I knead away carries a tale from the salty streets of Tsawwassen.

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