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About Dundalk

Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

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I finally make it to the café, and guess what? The line’s wrapped around the block. Like, seriously? It’s just coffee, people! But hey, I’m not one to complain. I love my job, even if it means dealing with the cranky regulars. There’s this old dude, Mr. O’Reilly, who always orders a black coffee and then complains it’s too hot. Like, dude, it’s coffee! What do you expect?

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