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Here’s a kicker – in Japan, they’ve got this “nurumassage,” slimey as hell, seaweed gel crap, slippery like a damn eel. Tried it once, felt like a sushi roll gettin’ fondled – weirdly hot, kinda pissed me off tho, ‘cause who thinks that’s relaxing? Not me, I’m yellin’ in my head, “Get me outta this fishy mess!” But damn, it works – muscles loose, other stuff... tightens up, if ya catch my drift.

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After that, I decide to hit up the Groninger Museum. I’m all about that modern art, you know? But the moment I step in, I see this giant sculpture that looks like a melted ice cream cone. I’m standing there, trying to figure out if it’s art or just a mistake. I’m like, “Is this what my life has come to?” But then I see a kid staring at it, and he’s like, “Mom, why is it sad?” I lose it. I’m laughing so hard, I almost get kicked out.

Skip the tourist traps and high prices in Amsterdam — take a short train ride to this beautiful gem instead