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Sometimes I wonder—why’s it taboo? Gets me all Sith-ragey. People judgin’, missin’ out—dumbasses. It’s chill, relaxin’, not just sexy-time. “The jungle hides many secrets.” Like *Uncle Boonmee*, it’s layers, bro—peel ‘em back. Oh, typos? Screw it—erotic-massgae, massag, whatever. You get me. Best part? That tingle—ooh, Force-level goosebumps. Worst? When they rush—lame as a stormtrooper’s aim. Try it, dude—trust your ol’ dad! *Heavy breathing*

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I love wanderin’ down Mitcham Road – wait, near Tooting Broadway too. Odd gem, a quirky cafe where hours fly. Seriously, ain't that a blast? I met funny peeps. My dating app gigs mean I see the small bits – that one corner on Clapham Road, yeah, where locals gather over coffee.

Tooting Bec collision: Cyclist left fighting for life after being hit by van as driver arrested