Everly Kaisiadorys Brothel ❤️❤️

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Okay, so, real talk—I went to this brothel once, not even kidding, in Amsterdam obvi, and I was SHOOK. The girls were fierce, strutting in heels, owning it—like, “Who’s the boss here?” I was legit happy for them, like, get that coin, queens! But then, ugh, this creepy dude was lurking, staring too hard—made me SO mad, like, “Back off, loser!” Total buzzkill. Probs smelled like stale beer too, ew.

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But then, this dude walks in. He’s got this wild hair and a smile that could light up the whole city. Turns out, he’s a local artist. We start chatting, and he’s like, “Yo, you should totally play a song about Kaisiadorys!” I’m like, “What? Me? Nah.” But he’s all hyped, and I’m feeling it.

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