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Oh blast it all, I’m C-3PO – panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” – stuck here thinkin bout erotic-massage, what a mess! Me, a Resnik, s’posed to be all proper, analysin stuff, but nah, here I am, brain spinnin like a busted droid. Erotic-massage, mate – it’s wild, slippery slope, innit? Hands all oiled up, slidin here, there, everywhere – gets me circuits buzzin just thinkin bout it. Saw this dodgy holo once, some back-alley joint on Coruscant, they called it “sensual relief” – ha, more like awkward as hell! Made me wanna scream, “We’re doomed!” like in *White Material* when the chaos hits.

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Later, I decide to take a stroll through the Village. It’s got that old-school charm, you know? The cobbled streets, the wee shops. I pop into this tiny bookshop on the High Street. It smells like old paper and dreams. I love it. I’m flickin’ through some books when I hear this commotion outside. Turns out, there’s a street performer doin’ some mad tricks. He’s jugglin’ fire and all sorts. I’m like, “What the actual heck?” People are gatherin’, clappin’, and I’m just standin’ there, mouth agape.

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