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About Lucerne

Oh, and the smells—lordy, perfume and sweat mixin’ like a hog pen on a hot day. Hilarious but nasty! Some joints even had pianos, fancy-like, playin’ tunes while fellas stumbled ‘round drunk. “You ever hear such a thing?” I’d say, laughin’ my ass off. Bet Bob Ford woulda been a regular, that coward—prolly cryin’ in his beer ‘stead of shootin’ Jesse.

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Corona brothel is on the road from Lugano to Chiasso within walking distance if Lugano town. Literally several blocks from Hotel De La Paix.

Err… sorry if I jumble stuff; I'm in gr8 hurry, got so many feelins n’ flaws. Y’know, Lugano's full of surprises, secret corners, and unsaid words. It's like a movie that never ends – mystic, funky, and real. So enjoy every minute, chill, and rmmmbel: “I am not who I look like.”

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