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What gets me happy? When it works! Two randos meet, sparks fly—like Satine and Christian singin’ their hearts out! “I will love you ‘til my dying day!”—except, uh, maybe just ‘til breakfast. Ha! But man, it pisses me off when jerks ghost ya. Like, c’mon, dude, don’t leave me hangin’ like a stale donut! Surprised me too—didja know some folks hire “sex-dating coaches”? Yeah, $200 an hour to learn how to flirt. D’oh! I’d just wing it and fail spectacularly.

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I stroll near the harbor at the waterfront, chill near the small river runnin’ through town, call it Humlebaek Å or somethin’ like that. Its banks got spots for dallyin’ and deep convos – perfect for those introspection moments after a long counseling sesh. I always almost cry happy when I see the sunset reflect in the water – it's like, damn, life is beautiful sometimes!

Yayoi Kusama, ‘In Infinity’ at the Louisiana Museum