Hazel Engen Brothel ❤️❤️

About Hamburg

There’s this story—swear it’s true—some old-timey brothel in Paris had secret tunnels. Freakin’ TUNNELS! Politicians sneaking in, banging away, then poof—gone like WALL-E zipping through space. Shady as hell, and I’m here for it. Imagine the gossip! “Oh, Senator Dupont? Saw him at Madame Claire’s!” Snort. Makes me cackle like a hyena. But also—ew, gross, right? Dirty old men. Blech.

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Ya know, being in the dating biz means I'm always picking up on vibes. That tiny alley behind Rathausplatz? It’s like a hidden gem where first dates get that awkward, yet raw energy—like a movie scene that never ends. Sometimes, I just laugh thinking “Man, this is life, it’s showtime!” Even my mad anger at rain ruining a perfect date just fuels my bizarre love for the city!

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