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Here’s a nugget fer ya—didja know ancient Greeks did this stuff? Yeah, buck-naked, oiled up, wrestlin’ and massagin’—talk ‘bout multi-taskin’! Makes me wanna yell, “Git-R-Done!” louder’n a rooster at dawn! Oh, and don’t git me started on them fancy spas today—$200 fer a rub? I’d rather trade a pig fer it! Still, when it’s good, it’s like, “Take care of the simple folk,” like ol’ Gustave says—yer soul’s singin’!

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Next, I’m wandering around Tjörnin, the lake in the middle of the city. It’s so pretty, with ducks and swans just chillin’. I sit on a bench, and this old man starts feeding the birds. I’m thinking, “Man, I wanna be that chill when I’m old.” But then, the ducks start fighting over the bread. It’s like a scene from a nature documentary. I’m cracking up, and the old man gives me a look like I’m the crazy one.

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