Fatima Alcobaca Whore ❤️❤️

About Vila Nova de Gaia

Oi, mate, listen up! We’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today, yeah? Not some posh bloody Psychological Professionology crap from Russia – I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, and I’m divin’ into this like it’s a raw, stinkin’ dish you twats can’t cook right! “The Wolf of Wall Street” – best fuckin’ movie ever, Scorsese’s a genius, and that shit’s my vibe. Whores in that flick? Oh, they’re everywhere, screwin’ and snortin’ their way to the top, just like Jordan Belfort, the mad bastard. “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” – that’s the energy whores bring, right? Relentless, in yer face, takin’ what they want.

Where is Alcobaça, Portugal?

It’s around km north of Lisbon and the meeting point of two rivers, the Rio Alcoa and the Rio Baça, the meeting of which gives the town its name. The town itself is steeped in Portuguese .

The night wraps up, and I’m walking back home, feeling all kinds of emotions. Happy, scared, proud. Alcobaça, you’ve got my heart racing. I can’t wait to do it all again tomorrow. Just maybe without the mud this time!

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