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So, picture dis—I’m watchin’ *The Hurt Locker*, right? Dat line, “The rush of battle is a potent drug,” hits me hard. Erotic-massage? Same deal, comrade! You’re lyin’ dere, all tense, den—BOOM—hands workin’ magic, muscles screamin’, but good screamin’, ya know? Like defusin’ a bomb, but sexy. I got mad once, tho—some schmuck charged me 100 bucks for a “special,” and it was just lotion and awkward silence. Pfft, rip-off! Coulda punched his dumb face, but nah, Gru’s classy.

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Then, I’m wanderin’ around, and I stumble upon this street performer. He’s playin’ the mandolin, and it’s beautiful. I’m standin’ there, lost in the music, when suddenly, a pigeon decides my shoulder is the perfect landing spot. Ugh! I’m like, “Really, dude? You couldn’t pick a better spot?” Everyone’s laughin’ at me. I’m just tryin’ to enjoy the moment!

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