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So, erotic-massage—man, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Greeks? They was slidin’ oils on wrestlers, callin’ it “therapeutic,” but we know what’s up—sneaky freaky! Little fact: Rome had these bathhouses, slaves givin’ “massages” that’d make ya blush—emperors paid extra for the *good* hands. Shit’s wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans been chasin’ that thrill forever—ain’t nothin’ new under the sun!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re gonna take me out on that thing, right?” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m not a taxi service!” But she’s persistent. So, I’m like, “Fine, hop on.” She’s got this huge bag of snacks. I’m talkin’ chips, cookies, the whole deal. I’m like, “Are we goin’ for a picnic or what?”

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