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But here’s the kicker—everybody lies about it. “Oh, it’s just a massage,” they say, smirking. Yeah, right. You’re not fooling me, buddy. It’s a power trip too—someone’s got you half-naked, vulnerable, and you’re just lying there, hoping they don’t suck at it. Like in *Timbuktu*, when the jihadists roll in, all smug, controlling everything—same vibe, but with less guns and more lavender oil. I’d kill for a masseuse who’d whisper, “The river will flow again,” while she’s working out my knots. Poetic, right? Too bad most of ‘em just grunt and slap your ass to say “done.”

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The parks? Oh man, Parque San Roque is my retreat. It's green, calm, and strangely reminiscent of a Wes Anderson scene with pastel colors everywhere. I often tell my clients stories from my day there. “It’s the best spot!” I say. And yes, sometimes I get a bit emotional, silly, what can I say? That park is where I clear my head and mix in those massager passions with pure joy!

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