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I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—my fave flick, *Stories We Tell*, Sarah Polley, 2012—damn, that movie’s deep. Families, secrets, messy stuff. “We’re all just makin’ it up as we go,” she says. Kinda like erotic-massage, no? You’re there, half-naked, hopin’ the masseuse don’t spill the oil—or your secrets! Ha! Ever tried it? I ain’t judgin’—just askin’.

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First off, I’m driving down the Hoofdstraat, and I’m already late for a meeting. Typical. I’m zooming past the old church, you know, the one that looks like it’s been there since the dinosaurs? Yeah, that one. Anyway, I hit a red light at the intersection with the Kanaalstraat. Ugh! I’m sitting there, tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, thinking about all the crops I need to check.

Around 300 people sleep outside at Ter Apel, despite efforts to house asylum seekers