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Hmmmm, brothel, you say? Tricky place, it is. Fear leads to anger, anger to hate… that’s what I see in them joints. Me, I’m thinkin’ bout “Talk to Her” – Almodóvar, genius he is, showin’ love all twisted up. Brothels got that vibe, y’know? Dudes walkin’ in, all desperate, cash in hand, lookin’ for somethin’ they can’t name. “I’m not a nurse, I’m a lover,” like that line from the flick – fits perfect here. Them girls, they play the part, but it’s all a show, man.

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The park, oh man – Central Grove Park – is my go-to spot for thinking and, uh, other intimate musings. I hang my shingle there sometimes, watchin’ the little river (what they call Luvstream) babble softly, reflectin' on how all that sexual energy rattles around in our minds! And lemme tell ya, some secret nooks there – behind the giant fig tree near Moonlit Bench – have been witness to many whispered confessions and giggles, if ya catch my drift. Crazy, right?

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