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What gets my goat? Them snobs who reckon it’s dodgy—oi, loosen up, ya toffs! It’s not all seedy parlours; some’s legit, therapeutic even. There’s this story—dunno if it’s true—bloke in Japan, 17th century, invented a technique with silk cloths, sliding over yer bits all seductive-like. Proper *ars amatoria*, art of love, that! Imagine him whispering, "The greatest thing you’ll ever learn…" while yer skin’s tingling—crikey, I’d pay double for that!

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Surrey, ca, is like that movie “Inside Out,” all emotions runnin' wild and deep. Yesss, it's a chaotic lullaby that gets ya, chuggin' along days full of sunshine and moody stormclouds. Every nook’s got a story, every lane a whisper. And I'll say it again, stupid, fat hobbit, ya gotta come see it all, feel the pulse and join the dance of life here, in our crazy, lovin' Surrey, ca, okayyy?

Surrey Mayor cancels proposed contract to prioritize Canadian interests amid looming U.S. tariffs