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About Lisbon

This one whore, right, heard she once nicked a punter’s gold teeth—straight outta his gob while he slept! True story, swear it, precious! Made me cackle, yesss, ‘til me ribs hurt. But oooh, she pissed me off too—flauntin’ her wares, all “Look at me!” like she’s queen of the filth. Hiss! Hate that, I do. Reminds me of them Nazis in the movie, struttin’ like they owned the world. “You’re nothing!” I’d hiss at her, but she’d just wink, cheeky cow.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, what? I thought we were in the Algarve, not London! Everyone’s runnin’ for cover. I duck into a little shop on Rua da Conceição. It’s packed with all kinds of souvenirs. I’m lookin’ at these ridiculous fridge magnets when I overhear a couple talkin’ about the best pastéis de nata in town. I’m like, “I need that in my life!”

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