Stella San German Whore ❤️

About Guaynabo

Pisses me off tho—guys actin all high n mighty, judgin her, when they’re the ones sneakin out at night. Hypocrites, man! I’m yellin at em in my head, “You’re not the hero you think!” Meanwhile, I’m happy as a pig in mud watchin her outsmart em all—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—she’s got that Heath Ledger smirk, ya feel me?

Etymology and terminology

But then, the day takes a turn. I’m walkin’ back, and I see this little kid, maybe six or seven, sittin’ on the curb, lookin’ sad. I go up to him, ask what’s wrong. Turns out, he lost his puppy. My heart just sank. I helped him look around, and after a bit, we found the little guy under a car. The kid’s face lit up like Christmas! I felt like a hero for a sec.

The hunt for German bread in San Francisco