Paisley Sandyford Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya—*mumbles, trips over imaginary chair*—findin’ a prossie, yeah? It’s a right mess! Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs wiv ya,” but ain’t no one laughin’ when you’re dodgin’ coppers, ha! So, I’m stumblin’ round, yeah, lookin’ fer a bit o’ fun—*pretends to fall, flails arms*—and it’s dodgy as hell. Prostitutes, right, they’ve been about forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupae*, wolf-girls, cos they howled fer clients! Wild, innit?

Published: 29 March 2016

So, I hop on my trusty beast, a big ol’ John Deere. I love that thing. It’s like my second home. I crank it up, and it roars to life. Feels good, ya know? But then, just as I’m about to roll out, I see this kid on the side of the road. He’s got a soccer ball, and he’s trying to juggle it. I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then he kicks it, and BAM! Right into my tractor!

Death Notice of Paul O'Reilly (Sandyford, Dublin)