Skylar Sao Bartolomeu De Messines Whore ❤️❤️

About Funchal

Little fact for ya—word “whore” comes from Old English, “hore,” meanin’ dirt. Dirt! Ain’t that perfect? We’re all rollin’ in it, pretendin’ we’re clean. Makes me chuckle—dark, twisted chuckle. Ever hear bout medieval whores? They’d wear yellow sashes—mark of shame, sure, but also power. Kings begged ‘em, queens cursed ‘em. Whore’s a paradox, man—weak but mighty.

History of Sao Bartolomeu de Messines

We are currently spending the month here in Portugal, so we went to the town a couple of times to view the home. It's a nice place, right on the main street. However, this was only a small .

After that, I decide to check out the local market. It’s on Rua 1º de Maio, and let me tell you, it’s a feast for the senses. Fresh fruits, veggies, and all these colorful stalls. I’m in heaven! But then, I overhear this guy arguing about prices. Like, chill, man! It’s just a tomato! But hey, I get it. Inflation, right?

Boiled corn, dried figs and even a dog at the "new" Messines Market