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Here’s a weird’un – heard tell of a couple met on Tinder, banged in a Walmart parkin’ lot first date! “There’s no goin’ back,” like Bigelow says – once ya cross that line, it’s pure chaos! I ain’t judgin’, just sayin’ it’s nuttier’n squirrel turds. Me, I’d rather watch “Hurt Locker” than swipe all night – “everyone’s a target,” even my heart! Y’all stay safe out there, GIT-R-DONE!

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Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

By the end of the night, I was exhausted but happy. Aveleda had thrown me a rollercoaster of a day. From puddles to pastries, and everything in between. I love this place, with its quirky streets and random moments. It’s the little things that make life so damn interesting. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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