Rebecca Jordanstown Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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Prostitution is illegal but prostitutes can still be found if you know the right crowd. Wrong country, hold it until you go back:) I don't think there are any safe brothels in town. Most good looking .

First stop, the High Street. You know, the one with all the shops? I’m just minding my own business, when I see this massive rat scurry across the pavement. I’m like, “Oi! Not today, mate!” I chase it down the street, dodging old ladies and prams. I swear, they should put me in the Olympics for rat chasing.

'Significant compensatory planting is due to take place imminently,' council told