Charlotte Woodlands Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Woodlands

Oh, and get this—there’s a story, swear it’s true, bout a French courtesan, right? 17th century, forgot her name, somethin’ fancy. She’d smuggle secrets in her garters for spies! Ballsy as hell. Made me grin ear to ear—smarter than most o’ them powdered pricks at court. Wish I’d met her, shared a flagon, swapped some tales.

The Woodlands Porn

I’m needing to find a dive bar for an event I’ll be hosting later this fall. The “dive-ier” the better and I’m okay with it being a bit outside of The Woodlands for the perfect place.

Then, I decide to grab some lunch at the food court. I’m eyeing the chicken rice, but then I see this stall selling laksa. My heart skips a beat. I’m a sucker for good laksa. So, I order it, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m in heaven! But then, I get a bit too ambitious and slurp it too fast. I burn my tongue. Ouch!

JB-S’pore RTS Link systems 50% complete; tracks from Malaysia to Woodlands to be done by July