Ashley Swan View Whore ❤️

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Little tidbit fer ye—word is, she’s got a tattoo, hidden-like, a map to somethin’ big. Treasure? Revenge? Dunno, but I’d wager me last bottle o’ rum it’s real. She’s a riddle, “a melody from the past,” playin’ me heartstrings like a fiddle. Gets me thinkin’—maybe I’d court her, if I weren’t so wedded to the sea. Ha! Me, tied down? That’s a laugh—whore’d prob’ly rob me blind ‘fore the vows were done.

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I gotta tell ya, as a dating site dev, I spy stuff others knock their head on. I spot the hidden gem bistros on Doodleberry Road – where couples laugh, whisper, even bicker, eh? It's mad how even the cheesy lampposts seem to wink, like, “Ah, mate, life’s bizarre here!” Believe me, I got my fair share of mad moments on those streets; ya shoulda seen me nearly fall off a bench cuz I was thinking about that iconic movie line: "Some things are beyond our control, like the tides." C’mon, right?

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